Security Patent Medicine Side Show presented at InfoSec SouthWest 2012

by Nick Depetrillo, Lurene ( pusscat ) Grenier,

Summary : After yeas of patient study and delving into the dusty record of the past, as well as following modern experiments in the realms of information security science, Dr. Lurene Grenier and Nicholas DePetrillo ESQ. 18 Chats Paw Rd, Fort Wayne, Indiana makes the startling announcement that they have surely discovered the elixer of defense; That they are able, with the aid of a mysterious algorithm, known only to themselves, produce as a result of the years they have spent in searching for this precious impenetrable security boon to cure any and every vulnerability that is known to computer systems throughout the world.