Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse presented at Notacon 7

by Tom Eston, Chris Clymer, Matthew Neely, Theconfused Greenies (Case Western Reserve University),

Summary : Outbreaks of new virus such as H1N1 are a disturbing trend in recent medical history. However, the true zombie virus Solanum has caused more serious outbreaks throughout recorded history. In fact, international governments have recently covered up a "strain" of virus similar to H1N1 that was caused by Solanum. Recent reports have indicated that Solanum is being found in more geographic regions in the world then ever before. It's only a matter of time until the real zombie apocalypse is upon us. What will you do if a zombie outbreak takes over your community? How do you defend yourself and your loved ones? How can you properly combat the undead to ensure survival of yourself and the human race? This panel of experts will address these topics and more. In addition, a live zombie specimen captured in the wild will be used for medical analysis during the panel discussion.

Tom Eston: Weapons specialist Cpl. Tom Eston, USMC

Chris Clymer: Chris Clymer, MD a top orthopedic surgeon

Matthew Neely: Matthew Neely, PhD a world famous chemical physicist

Theconfused Greenies: The Greatest, The Loudest, and The Most Pompous commedia dell'arte troupe at Case Western Reserve University.